I like wearing aprons and getting my hands dirty. I type with my two index fingers. I can't spell. The most adventurous thing I've ever done was take a motorcycle trip around North Vietnam. I feel best when I can scratch things off my list. I should have more patience. And less anxiety. I like learning new things. My favorite food is the sandwich, any kind of sandwich will do. I'm listed on IMBD. My first job was making pizzas with Homer Simpson (Dan Castellaneta). I'm proudest of my children, Jessica, Sara and Victor, Jr. I love my wife Betty and my dog Riley. I like my bird, Ralph. He's hard to love.